Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open 'til Christmas!
